pools-and-funerals
ur picture is scary

scary handsome!

bigtimerussian:

do you think if i started calling everything fergilicious people would leave me alone

(Source: clairesawyer, via thechocolatebrigade)

11.07.11

i can’t wait until winter break so i can enroll in driving school, travel, watch dr.who and south park with jesse and wear cozy sweaters while i read a book and drink hot chocolate. i hope my boss doesn’t make me go to work during the break or i’m gonna have to kill everyone. yes, even you.

oh gosh what a man.

being on facebook, seeing some girl’s profile and being like “who’s dis ho?”

"
We never ask the meaning of life when we are in love.
Bhagwan Osho
"

i can’t wait for thanksgiving because turkey.

-Jesse

9.8.11

i wish my blog wasn’t mostly reblogs, but i’m pretty sure it is. i mean, i’ve posted some of my own stuff, writings and pictures you know. but not enough for me not to feel like i’m ripping off somebody else’s art or creativity and making it seem like it’s my own. i’m not a photographer or a painter and i don’t write beautiful stories. i’ve got little to share with tumblr but my personal thoughts. i guess that’s why i don’t post stuff that often. i prefer the pretty pictures or the thoughtful quotes. and i guess most people do too. that’s okay i suppose. i don’t know where i was going with this anyway.

thatjessieguy
You made me spit water all over my screen! damn your hillariosity

damn it indeed. although, i hope you know i will not be paying for the damage done to your computer. you associate with me at your own risk.

i just saw american psycho yesterday and i thought it was amazing. christian bale did a really good job portraying patrick bateman. my favorite part, though, is when he does a funny little dance. as seen here.